heckdamn

also rob thomas is kind of hot

now that i’ve graduated college, matchbox twenty songs are pretty much the only thing i want to listen to. this is probably the way everyone does it, right?

lol can i be on HBO’s Girls now?

in lieu of doing important things, tonight i watched the first two episodes of Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apt. 23. i LIKED it. i want to laugh it off and just say i watched it for the dreamboat that is james van der beek (lolz, not…but kinda…c’mon you would). but i can’t do that. because there is some fucked up shit going down here and honestly the juxtaposition between a good girl/bad girl friendship/roommate i’m going to fuck your dad thing…i just…i’m caught up in it. to further my humiliation, the show airs on ABC.

this brings me to the conclusion that i’m already post-graduate “boring”. i watch ABC tv shows and enjoy them. i cry at BBQs. i eat a lot of frozen yogurt. i’m obsessed with my dog. i’m all like “omg brunchhh”. i sleep with friends of friends based solely on us both loving the song “Rebel Rebel” (hahah jk :[ ). i’m all like, “hmm this guacamole is good” and “what kind of beer do you have on tap”. i read for PLEASURE, etc. this is clearly bringing up a lot of emotions and anxiety. CAN’T WAIT FOR MY TRANSITION INTO THE REAL WORLD CLEARLY IM READY MY QUEST FOR MATURITY IS REALLY PROGRESSING. 

Anonymous asked: Kevin has tear stains.

Kevin sure does have tear stains, Anonymous. He also has food allergies and is currently taking agility classes. Do you tell people/dogs (dog people) when they’re fat too?